Boring Keir Starmer: Those Who Stand For Nothing Fall For Anything
Keir Starmer is a dishonest, treacherous fraud of a human. He is a dreadful leader, utterly incapable of bringing a pair of curtains together, never mind the Labour Party.
Starmer’s default is opportunism, a political ambulance chaser, if you like.
But Starmer - a man with the killer instinct of Mother Teresa - catches the ambulance, opens the back doors, and bores the patient into a coma.
Starmer has had 26 months to get his message across, yet the only reason people will vote for him is because he isn’t Boris Johnson.
How long do you think Keir Starmer can get away with being so utterly ineffective against the worst government and Prime Minister in living memory?
Spoiler: He never will be, and they’ll only win Wakefield because the previous Tory MP is a convicted sex offender, as well as the general disdain for the Etonian blob in Number 10.
If Starmer’s own allies think he’s a boring, indecisive numpty, how do they think we feel knowing he’s still not 20 points ahead in the polls, against this fucking criminal tragedy of a government?
By the way, Jeremy Corbyn had Labour up to 45% in the polls, FORTY FIVE PERCENT, and we didn’t need to shove our snouts firmly up the Murdoch and Rothermere rectums to achieve that.
They got the middle finger from us because they are a massive part of the problem. We were ready to dismantle their fucking rancid old boys club, and now you have the despicable spectacle of Starmer acting as a columnist for the pernicious anti-equality tax shy billionaire shithouses.
Am I angry? Damn right I am. And if you’re not I humbly suggest to you that it’s time to wake the fuck up and stop believing the demonstrably unbelievable, because you are facilitating another electoral catastrophe.
Starmer is one of them. This isn’t Labour versus the Tories, it’s not even right versus left, it is two different coloured rosettes promoting the same failed capitalist ideology, where corporate welfare matters more than the welfare of you and your loved ones. Sod that.
You can call me a Tory enabler if you wish, to me that simply proves you aren’t paying attention to the reality of today's Labour Party and what it stands for.
Let’s put this in simple terms for you.
Boris Johnson, apparently a one-nation Conservative.
Let’s call him a toothache. An abscess is apt.
Keir Starmer, a social conservative. Prove me wrong.
Let’s call him a migraine.
You’re telling me we can swap the raging dental pain for a headache, nausea, and vomiting - and you want me to support this somewhat unappealing prospect? Are you fucking mad?
If it walks like a Tory, speaks like a Tory, looks like a Tory, and behaves like a Tory, there’s a bloody good chance it’s Keir Starmer.
So who are the Tory enablers?
Us? The ones telling you the lesser of two evils is still evil? The ones telling you some simple but seemingly unpalatable facts regarding your blatantly Tory leader?
Or is it you? The ones telling us to back the Tory to get rid of the other Tory?
Ludicrous, pointless individuals. Grow a proper set before you visit my timeline with your inane comments.
I ask you, what does he stand for, Tory enabling Starmerites? I’m all ears, because I haven’t got a clue. I don’t need to agree with it, just to see he has an opinion of his own would be like a lottery win.
It’s not like you can refer us back to the infamous ten pledges, is it? Starmer has ripped up every single one of them, because he is a compulsive liar, just like the bloke you want him to replace.
When we ask what Starmer stands for you tell us how getting the Tories out is a priority, or how it’s all Jeremy Corbyn’s fault.
Listen carefully, I will repeat this for you. The colour of the rosette is fucking irrelevant. The ideology is the problem.
“He’s not Boris Johnson” simply isn’t a logical reason to get behind a Poundland David Cameron with a nasty Brylcreem habit.
The only thing that resembled a Labour policy was a £220 billion investment in a Green New Deal, announced by Rachel Reeves last year, but the shadow ministers aren’t allowed to make too much noise about it because the Blairites don’t want to talk about the level of borrowing required to fund it.
Several people I have chatted with this week seem pretty sure Starmer plans to axe Labour’s commitment to scrapping student tuition fees, and the same was reported in Friday’s Financial Times.
The hapless Labour leader seems to be desperate to alienate the ‘youthquake’ that saw millions of young people go out and vote for the real hope that was on offer under Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership.
Labour can make as much noise about the Rwanda deportations as they wish, but when push came to shove a spokesperson for the ‘human rights barrister’, Starmer, REFUSED to confirm a Labour government would scrap the Tories disgraceful Rwanda deportation policy.
They’ll backpedal on this, if they haven’t already. This is what they do.
And if for one moment you find yourself wondering why the Labour right has been muted on the reprehensible Rwanda deportations you’ll probably not be shocked to find out their icon, the war criminal, St Tony of Blair, wanted camps set up in Africa for refugees, back in 2004.
The Starmerama cheerleaders (both of them) insist “Keir” is a “lefty lawyer”, without taking just one moment to think about the children in Gaza that he doesn’t give one iota of a fuck about.
To be fair, you can send me £90 a month and I'd call him the Dalai Lama, and plagiarise your campaign ideas, but it still wouldn’t be true, he would still be boring beige bilge. The human form of semolina. The dullest of the dull.
Where was the lefty lawyer Starmer while Priti Patel was adding the journalist, Julian Assange, to her deportation list?
Static Starmer is supposed to be a human rights lawyer, yet he and his shadow cabinet support regimes that frequently abuse the human rights of the people they oppress. Why?
It’s not a shadow cabinet. A shadow cabinet would serve some sort of fucking purpose. It’s a kitchen cabinet full of broken old crocks.
If dog-whistle racism and right-wing appeasement is your thing then there’s a place waiting for you in Keir Starmer’s Labour Party.
Apartheid denying skills are also welcomed, obviously, because Starmer’s Labour Party believe that freedom is a gift, not a right.
Keir Starmer consistently fails to read the room, which is quite staggering when you consider how much faith and funds he puts into these focus groups that are supposed to be good at reading the room.
The bullying, the racism (which was an absolute scam), the imposing of candidates - everything they used to falsely accuse you of is exactly what happens today in Keir Starmer’s Labour.
Take the case of the Labour MP, Apsana Begum.
Apsana has been subjected to a vicious and misogynistic campaign of hatred, with absolutely no support from the leader, because the nasty little bullies are hell bent on ousting the popular left-wing MP and replacing her with another Mandelson drone.
How about the odious throttled viper, Wes Streeting?
Wesley, the egotistical snivelling Blairite toad, undoubtedly has leadership ambitions, and I’m sure he isn’t alone.
Rachel Reeves, the female Keir Starmer with added Blairism, will fancy her chances, because the people surrounding her constantly tell her she is destined for greatness.
But the reality for these right-wing hijackers is simple.
The public rejected Blairism and the centre ground. It’s not 1997 but 2022. Look at 2010 and look at 2015, tell me how many people voted for the Labour Party.
Then skip forward to 2017 and tell me just how people turned out to vote for an unashamedly left-wing Labour Party.
What a shame the Labour Party felt the need to throw 2 elections. What would’ve happened if they didn’t?
Boris Johnson would still be a Telegraph columnist, Jeremy Corbyn would be the Prime Minister, Britain would still have a close relationship with our EU partners, and Keir Starmer would still be a disingenuous red Tory traitor.
What was the logic in running with the “Conservative Corbyn” line? What fucking idiot put these questions together? “I don’t think it was meant as a compliment”, said the Conservative Starmer.
What a pathetic weak mess.
This was the establishment at its ugliest. Keir Starmer is no less a part of the establishment than the abomination Johnson, and more the fool you if you think the charisma-free scaffolding plank gives a shit about you and your very real struggles.
Magic stepdad Starmer fails to inspire people. Hope is the fuel of progress, but the Labour leader is progressively hopeless and consistently comes across to the British public as a dreary emotionless chancer that’s as shallow as a fleas bath.
It’s worth remembering, Mr ‘Honesty and Integrity’ is still under investigation by Durham Police, and just this week the House of Commons authorities announced an investigation into claims his office was late declaring outside income.
This won’t come as a shock to anyone that watched the serpent Starmer refuse to reveal who funded his expensive leadership campaign back in 2020, when he conned his way to the top of the Labour Party, the disgraceful corporate cash sponge.
I haven’t got the skills to be a writer, my grammar and punctuation isn’t the best, and I’m routinely mocked for having an opinion that doesn’t fit in with the Labour Party of today, but I’ll tell you this.
I’m not going away, the genuine left isn’t going away, and I will use my platform to drag that fucking fraud Starmer from pillar to post until my final breath.
Have a cracking day, my friends.
Rachael
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