From 40 New Hospitals To Levelling-Up - You Cannot Trust Boris Johnson
Just run with me for a moment. Way back in 2019 I offered to give you 40 brand spanking new pairs of shoes. Not 10, not 20, but 40. These shoes would be of the highest quality - the very best that Primani has to offer. You don’t need to throw your old shoes away, they have served you well, and there is plenty of life left in them yet, but there’s no denying that you need more shoes. Skip forward to today and now. I still haven’t supplied you with those shoes, and you are still wearing your old faithfuls, as worn out as they may be. When you consider the amount of wear and tear they went through during 2020 it’s quite remarkable that they’re still in good order. But, I have a solution to this. You don’t really need new shoes. I will send you some new laces, and maybe a few inner soles - we will call them your new shoes, and I will have fulfilled my side of the deal. Now here’s the best bit. Once you’ve done the gluing, popped some new laces in, scraped the dog poop off the bottom, a