Broken Boris Johnson: So Deplorable Even Starmer Is Ahead Of Him

Well, that’s was a quiet week…

“He’s ten points ahead”, scream the handful of Starmerites yet to realise Boris Johnson’s Conservatives are 10 points behind, and their establishment flag bearer Starmer is only ahead because he is up against the walking dead, politically speaking.

There is a difference. 

Another thing they won’t tell you is once the compulsive liar Johnson is removed, and he will be, there’s every chance they will be ten points behind, again. 

Boris Johnson is broken. He destroys everything and everyone he professes to care about. He built a government in his own image, in the same way Keir Starmer has put together a shadow cabinet that will be happy to go along with every lie, providing it keeps those pesky socialists out of a once-great socialist party. 

It would be incredibly easy to write thousands and thousands of words about Boris Johnson. My position has been the same since the very first day he carried on where Theresa May left off. 

Boris Johnson spent 5 decades preparing for a job that was always beyond his limited capabilities. The fact people seem horrified and angry at how it’s all turned out is completely lost on me. 

We did try telling you.

What did they expect from Johnson, the fucking hopeless fraudulent sham of a human? 

This squanderous waste of DNA Johnson has walked out on mother and child on more than one occasion. Did you really think this nefarious polyp, clinging on to the anus of humanity, was ever going to care about your children when he refused to care for his own?

“But he got Brexit done”? Bullshit! 

How can anyone forget how the malignant scammer put together an alternative pro-EU column for The Daily Torygraph at the same time as penning his piece backing Brexit? 

Boris Johnson is a mountebank moron. The media told you he was the intelligentsia. I am telling you he is a genitalia. 

He may well be great fun at an after-dinner speech for the super-wealthy, reminiscing about that time he opened his mouth and ensured Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe rotted in an Iranian jail for a few more years, and counting, or the time he was bunking off vital COBRA meetings, while the world went into lockdown, so he could go on holiday and write a bit more of his book. 

But put this elitist wanker in charge of a nation and the end result is so blindingly obvious it makes me pity the poor folk that really thought a bit of ‘broadband communism’ was going to be the beginning of the end for civilisation. Fools.

We’re an isolated little island, riddled with disease and destitution. This ridiculous National act of seif-harm, sold to you as “taking control of our money, our laws, and our borders” has been a catastrophe, losing the taxpayer billions and billions of pounds. 

It didn’t have to be this way, of course. Put the corrupted 2016 referendum to one side for a moment, because while the act of Brexit had to happen, it didn’t have to be this Tory Brexit. 

I would’ve preferred no Brexit, as you probably know, but I fully supported the ‘soft Brexit’, because I believed it was the best possible balance between honouring the referendum result - which meant holding on to many of the ‘red wall’ seats - and ensuring we didn’t end up in the perilous and isolated position we now find ourselves in. 

Do you want you remember them warning you about a ‘run on the Pound’ if Jeremy Corbyn won the 2019 general election? 

A little over two years later and we seem to be in a position where we are running out of Pounds, partially thanks to the corrupt Tories putting ginormous contracts worth the national debt of a small nation into a ‘fast lane’ for their friends, whilst throwing millions of disabled people into financial oblivion by failing to uplift legacy benefits such as ESA, despite the temporary £20 weekly increase for Universal Credit claimants. 

The last time I checked we were up to a staggering 15 parties. Johnson didn’t attend all of these gatherings, but he is responsible for every single one of them, because the fact these rule-breaking booze fests even happened goes such a long way to explain the culture behind the doors of No.10 Downing Street. 

But you do have to wonder, why now? Why did it take so long for this avalanche of revelations to see the light of day? 

Jeremy Corbyn inadvertently fell foul of the rules, at a wake. Within hours the Murdoch tabloid press were using this as proof of Jeremy’s baby-eating credentials, while knowing the Prime Minister of the day wasn’t just taking the piss out of us, he was removing the National bladder and jumping up and down on it until some Downing Street staffer dragged their drunken carcass up to the Co-op, with a fucking suitcase, to get a reload. 

Why did they feel the need to protect the Prime Minister for so long? Has Johnson had a fall out with Murdoch? Maybe Starmer, the occasional S*n columnist, is getting on well with the septic old goat, because his shadow cabinet seems more than happy to promote the hateful horror of a tabloid. 

Beige-bothering Starmer certainly does have some good poll leads, but the Manic Keith Preachers really shouldn’t be getting too excited just yet. 

Firstly, look at the state of the dilapidated amoral wreck of a Prime Minister. Someone like Zarah Sultana would absolutely trounce him. Any principled politician could dissect the very little that is left of Boris Johnson and ensure he never returns. 

But not Starmer, a man that attended a ‘work event’ with a beer in his hand when we wasn’t supposed to do so. Fucking hypocrite. 

Secondly, it’s not unusual for a government to take a mid-term stuffing in the polls.

An ICM poll in 2013 gave Ed Miliband's Labour 41% of vote and David Cameron's Tories 29% - at the time this was the biggest poll gap in almost a decade. 

Just over 2 years later, Ed Miliband’s Tory-lite agenda was roundly rejected by the British people in favour of a spineless pig fancier. 

And finally, there’s every chance the Tories will replace the toxic Johnson. It might not be immediate, but anything less than a strong showing at the May elections will be the final nail in the coffin for the odious counterfeit pisspot. 

So calm yourselves down Starmerdramas, it’s going to take a damn sight more than a few three word slogans and a handful of favourable polls to win the next general election. 

Are you beginning to get the feeling I would rather stand on a plinth in the middle of Swindon town centre asking for snogs from Covid sufferers than EVER get behind either of those two inadequate and over-promoted guardians of the rich and powerful? 

How has it come down to this? 

Are we really supposed to think Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer are as good as it gets? This is worse than Miliband and Cameron by a country mile. 

Millions of us on the left remain politically homeless, and no amount of calling us “Tory enablers” will change that, because it is the very same people making the ludicrous claims that quite literally handed us Boris Johnson and a hard-right Brexit-obsessed government in 2019. 

We deserve better. A wholly corrupt and widely discredited government, and an opposition with no vision, no principles, and very few socialists. 

For me, it remains none of the above. 

Until next time, 

Rachael

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