One Tory Party Is More Than Enough So Why Do We Need Another?

“It does seem that gone are the days of the 20-plus point Labour lead. I think that is down to the fact that there isn’t a great deal between the two parties at the minute in terms of what they are presenting.” 

Chris Hopkins, Director at polling firm Savanta.

Stop for just one moment and imagine, what would happen if Jeremy Corbyn had a thirty-something point poll lead and turned it into a just about double-digit point poll lead in the space of a few months off the back of the atrociously inept governments of Johnson, Truss, and Sunak? 

The People’s Vote marchers would start marching again, the US government would put Jeremy back on their ‘one to watch’ list of threats to global peace (the fucking irony, eh?), and the racist human rights abuser Benjamin Netanyahu would tweet some old pish about Mr Corbyn selling raffle tickets for a Hamas fundraiser.

Mr Hopkins has absolutely fucking nailed it. 

I repeat: “…there isn’t a great deal between the two parties at the minute in terms of what they are presenting.” 

I mean, this really isn’t breaking news to anyone with just a modicum of common sense. 

Isn’t it sad that the only way to get a sniff of power is to lie through your teeth, abandon your values, and behave like the Conservative party? The argument for proportional representation has never been stronger. 

Keir Starmer was always likely to crash and burn because not many people know what he really stands for, and more importantly, he is as likable as an untreated dental abscess. 

Keir Starmer has undoubtedly had a charisma bypass at some point. 

Of course people shouldn’t vote for the most charismatic candidate, but with Sunak and Starmer as the choice for the public at the next general election there’s absolutely no danger of that happening because they’re both stupendously boring and impulsively disingenuous in equal measures. 

I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sick of hearing “Labour is the party of law and order”? 

Labour is the party of right-wing dog whistle rhetoric lifted straight out of the Tory playbook. 

Labour is the party of sabotage, smears, selection stitch-ups and an unashamed hatred of socialism. 

Labour is the party of NHS privatisation, ex-Tory donors with significant private healthcare interests and a shadow health secretary that espouses Blairism on steroids. 

Anyone fancy another round of PFI, or do we think the £50 billion we still need to pay out is enough for now? And then there’s the £457 million annual interest - enough to pay the starting salary of 15,000 nurses. 

Where exactly does Starmer’s Thatcherite Labour draw the line? Your guess is as good as mine. There’s no line Starmer won’t cross and no barrel he won’t scrape.

The Labour Party really does have an inexhaustible supply of useless Tory bag carriers. Why should I feel enthused by the promise of another five years of Tory rule, simply because they call themselves the Labour Party? 

The Tory party that Starmer faces today is so full of shit it is on its fifth arsehole in thirteen years. There cannot be any excuses for Keir Starmer’s inability to resonate with the public that is crying out for meaningful change.

If the unthinkable was to happen and Starmer was to completely blow his poll lead it would be the single biggest capitulation in our history. You just don’t lose a thirty six point poll lead.

What more does he need to do? Write another exclusive for the Daily Mail? Pick on a few more benefit claimants? Perhaps stand in front of a few more flags and give that dog whistle another blow?

No, Mr Starner, you need to grow a fucking spine, stand for something useful rather than someone who is loaded, show an unswerving commitment to putting the health of a nation before the wealth of a private donor.

But he can’t and he won’t, and this is why socialists must oppose the morally corrupted Keir Starmer and his right-wing cabal no matter what coloured rock we find them hiding under. 

Keir Starmer is in his position to serve the interests of the ruling class. The crushing of the left was to show the establishment that the Labour Party can once again be trusted to put the greed of the rich and powerful above the needs of the poor and powerless.

We don’t get a say in the direction our country takes at the next general election because every single road that I can see just leads to more of the same fucking capitalist misery. 

Time and time again, Keir Starmer has proven himself an enemy of the poor and working classes.  

Where was Keir Starmer when tens of thousands of rail workers were forced to take industrial action? Sacking a shadow minister for showing solidarity on a picket line, that’s where Starmer was. 

Wes Streeting, a man that is more Tory than quite a few Tory MPs, does not support the Junior Doctors strike, and why would he? He’s a neoliberal shitehawk. 

The shadow health secretary has also incurred the wrath of the British Medical Association with his calls for NHS “reform” - and you and I both know what they mean by “reform”. 

Starmer and Streeting couldn’t give a shit who provides healthcare services to the public, but the bottomless pit of cash that’s needed to fund private alternatives often leads to hugely expensive waste and further health inequality. 

A Labour Party that doesn’t support the working classes, sends the poor to the scrap heap, and makes no secret of their NHS privatisation fetish is simply a Labour Party in name only, and a fucking awful one at that. 

Labour’s slide in the polls hasn’t happened by accident. The Tories haven’t suddenly improved, you’ve got Cruella Braverman playing the part of Home Secretary, for example. 

Labour’s decline is down to Keir Starmer’s blatantly obvious lack of vision and his inability to connect with everyday people that are sick to the back teeth of scrimping to get by. 

The choice will be Starmer or Sunak, but what kind of a choice is poor or poorer? Starmer doesn’t want to give you anything to vote for, he’s relying on the next Tory fuck up to see him through. 

Keir Starmer is one of the most dishonest mainstream politicians of my lifetime. The party machinery that enables him also helped throw two general elections to keep the Tories in power.

Britain doesn’t need another Tory party. Two-thirds of the electorate would consider voting for a new party altogether, so what is the fucking point in a reserve Tory party? 

There is barely a fleas pubic hair between Keir Starmer’s Labour Party and the Tories. Looking at the economic proposals they may as well share a manifesto at the next general election. 

If the polls continue to head southwards for Keir Starmer the cries of “Tory enabler” from his supporters will be deafening - particularly from the Tory enablers that voted Lib Dem in 2019, 

The fact Keir Starmer is his own worst enemy is entirely lost on these people because it’s always someone else’s fault. They’re yet to realise they are pushing the Tories further to the right.

It’s not our fault any similarity between Keir Starmer and a human is purely coincidental and it’s not our fault Keir Starmer is remarkably unlikable.

If the morally corrupt Keir Starmer somehow blows the next general election he needs look no further than a mirror to see the source of most of his problems. 

The fundamental changes the country so desperately needs have been sacrificed to appease the right of the Labour Party. All you have left now is two different Tory parties.

Until next time, 

Rachael 

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