A Cheat, A Liar, And A Criminal: Johnson Must Go Now

I could not dig: I dared not to rob:

Therefore I lied to please the mob.

Now all my lies are proved untrue
And I must face the men I slew.

What tale shall server me here among
Mine angry and defrauded young?

The Dead Statesman - Rudyard Kipling. 

I have checked back, and I can safely say I’ve never started a blog with poetry. 

Good news, Starmer fans. The Kipling poem wasn’t aimed at your painfully feeble unelectable pissant of a leader, despite him being the second most dishonest politician around today. 

So both of you Tory enablers can sit back and relax, because today’s subject matter is the Tory with a blue rosette, the one you helped sweep to power back in December 2019. 

Boris Johnson said there weren't any parties, right? 

126 fixed penalty notices, 53 men, 73 women, at 8 events held on the 20 May 2020, 18 June 2020, 19 June 2020, 13 November 2020, 17 December 2020, 18 December 2020, 14 January 2021 and 16 April 2021 says Boris Johnson lied.

126 individuals who believe the laws that you have to abide by somehow wouldn’t apply to them. They are telling us to fuck off, 126 times over, 126 middle fingers to each and every one of us, and that is quite simply unforgivable.

“I have been repeatedly assured that the rules were followed and I have asked the cabinet secretary to investigate exactly what happened”, said Boris Johnson, with that ghastly pre-pubescent smirk, back in October.

Of course, the Cabinet Secretary had to resign for throwing a party of his own.

Isn’t that enough? Why hasn’t Johnson gone?

Boris Johnson KNOWINGLY lied to parliament, more than once. We don’t need an inquiry. The law applies to Johnson too, despite him thinking he is above it.

Even the institutionally corrupt Metropolitan Police had to find their fellow racist establishment torchbearer Johnson guilty of breaking his own rules. 

Haven’t you had enough of the charlatan Johnson? I have. He is fucking detestable with not one single redeeming feature. Johnson is a stain on our collective moral conscience.

I ask you directly, Tory voters, because you are the ones putting the X in the box that says “Conservative”, come hell or high water. 

What is it about the philandering bed-hopping slug Johnson that makes you think he cares about you and your families when he quite clearly thinks so little of his own? 

This is just common sense, right? 

He’s already stolen your living standards, and now you are going to let Boris Johnson steal the very little that remains of your integrity? 

Boris Johnson has dragged Britain through the filthiest of sewers, and the Tory voters remain wilfully oblivious to the carnage, the corruption and the criminality that everyone else can see. 

Maybe they enjoy being lied to? Maybe their slavish devotion to the state and its institutions filters out the harsh realities that so many of us are living through? 

Or maybe they’re just selfish bastards. 

What a horrible time to be alive.

What about these “free speech” advocates that are losing their shit over a number of Liverpool FC fans booing an anthem dedicated to a multi-billionaire jewel hoarder with the sex offender son?

You are 3 times more likely to be prosecuted for benefit fraud than tax fraud in the UK, yet tax crimes cost the economy at least nine times more. Do you see the royal apologists losing their shit over this?

Why don’t you turn your anger towards a bent and broken system, rather than towards the people that are trying to show you what a bent and broken system actually looks like?

In the words of the Liverpool supporters, “fuck the Tories.” 

What about the Tories plan to hire 2,000 DWP staff and give them the power of arrest? They’re gunning for Universal Credit claimants, and trust me on this, they will not give a single fuck if you voted Tory last time out. 

Get angry about THIS. 

Still not pissed off? 

What about £730 million Rishi Sunak spending £500,000 of taxpayers’ cash on focus groups ‘to repair his image’? 

How many families can you feed with half a million quid?

Stop wasting your time punching down on the very people that would extend the hand of friendship to you when (not if) it is your turn to get shafted by the political class.

This current batch of negligent Tory MPs will need to go back to their constituencies before the next General Election and tell their constituents that they have faith in Boris Johnson to lead our country for another 5 years. 

I would suggest at least half of the current lot will refuse to do so, because it will be an absolute gift to their opponent, particularly in seats where the incumbent MP has a small majority. 

Be in no doubt, the only thing that matters more than the Conservative party to these wealth hoarding cysts is their privileged seat on the gravy train.

These Tory ghouls will also need to explain why they failed to vote for a windfall tax to help ease the cost of living crisis, or why they voted against feeding hungry children. 

Their first duty is to remove the criminal Prime Minister. Johnson is a dangerous liability, a self-laudatory fablist that tells lies as freely as you and I breathe.

Boris Johnson was a fan of the police, until it was himself that was being policed. This is a common theme with the wealth-hoarding elite.

We can’t do it, Starmer certainly can’t do it, this power is exclusively held by the Parliamentary Conservative Party. 

So what are they waiting for? How much worse do things need to get before they are willing to lance the chronically infected boil Johnson?

Looking at the current polling, Labour are between 3% and 7% ahead of the Tories. 

Add this to the Tories catastrophic local election results from earlier this month, granted, Labour didn’t have a good night, but Johnson had an abysmal set of results, however you try and spin it. 

And throw the partygate scandal into the mix. The sheer number of fines issued means that Downing Street and Whitehall are the most fined locations in the UK. 

It’s quite simple. While the British people sacrificed so much, Boris Johnson’s Downing Street broke the rules on a record-breaking scale.

This is made worse by the fact that Johnson repeatedly went from twisting the truth to complete bare faced lies in a woeful attempt to buy himself some breathing space. 

So, Conservative MPs, when will you act? Has Johnson’s belligerence worn away at the very little integrity you had in the first place? 

Is this the plan? Just hope the megalomaniac Johnson beats us into submission? Hope that we become sick and tired of the Tory bullshit and we just roll over and accept the inevitability of Tory rule? 

It’s just not going to happen.

Even one of Johnson’s most loyal supporters over the last two years, Keir Starmer, thinks it’s time for the nefarious sloth to pack his bags. 

Boris Johnson is a power-hungry narcissist. He surrounds himself with yes men, and women, to massage his bloated ego. He couldn’t give a shit about your struggles because he is permanently preoccupied with juggling his own, scraping through each day, seeing what disaster tomorrow brings.

The Tory voters crying, “leave him alone, he’s trying his best”, are a vocal minority, and their blinkered tribal loyalty means we’ll see things they never see. 

Unfortunately, there’s no cure for stupid. 

But there is a cure for Boris Johnson. 

Johnson can be defeated by a credible Labour leader. A leader with a genuine vision of a better Britain for all of us. A charismatic leader that isn’t afraid to stand up to the establishment, in fact, they need a proven record of standing up to the rich and powerful. 

I wish the Labour Party the best of luck in finding that leader. 

Until next time, 

Rachael 

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