A Perfidious Establishment Lickspittle: What Is The Point Of Starmer’s Labour?

This won’t be one for the Starmer fanatics. 

Neither of them.

If you have ventured so far down the rabbit hole you find yourself sharing a remarkably similar burrow to the Conservatives, you may wish to click on the “done” button at the top of the page now. 

If you have suddenly found the urge to tweet something like “I am proud that Keir Starmer is the leader of the Labour Party”, you probably shouldn’t be here - as welcome as you are - but your predictable response to everything is “Tory enabler”, while lavishing the praises of the political class, just because it happens to be wearing a red rosette. 

Keir Starmer’s Labour Party is the political Territorial Army - albeit an utterly pusillanimous version. 

The establishment's favourite former Director of Public Prosecutions Labour Party is the red part of the Tory Party that is made up of people who are not professional Tories, but are given Tory training for a period of time each year. 

Let’s start with Starmer himself. 

A Prime Minister in waiting? Get real. 

The thought of giving my vote to *this* morally desolate Labour Party is almost as appealing as the prospect of a bat-fondling weekend in Wuhan. 

Ed Miliband was further ahead in the polls than the beige bore, and he wasn’t frequently losing by-elections to the Lib Dems, nor was he up against the worst government in living memory, and I think it’s fair to say the Daily Mail wasn’t Miliband’s biggest supporter. 

And how did that go? 

Labour had no vision, no bottle, and the only notable ambition was to inflict further austerity on the poor and working classes of Britain, at just a slightly slower rate than Cameron and Osborne. 

If the people want a centre-right government they will vote for the Conservative Party, not a slightly less evil version. 

Think of your favourite brand of fizzy drink. If there’s very little difference in price between your favourite brand and the stuff that tastes like stewed stingy nettles, you’ll go with your favoured brand. 

I was unlucky enough to catch PMQs the other day. For the third successive week, the lacklustre leader of the opposition failed to land a serious blow on the corpse of Boris Johnson. 

It doesn’t matter what you ask Johnson, he will have his answers ready, and they will not have anything to do with the question you put to him, so you have to land your blows or simply risk your question being lost under a pile of bluster about vaccination rollouts and the fastest growth in the G7. 

Sapling Starmer would do well to remember, spineless politics do not change the mind of a tyrant. 

Johnson is itching for a bit of military action so he gets to play Prime Minister and attempt to reverse his popularity collapse, and what does Starmer do? - "send a firm and united message to our allies and adversaries in support of the UK Government’s policy on Ukraine”. 

Here’s the thing, Mr Starmer, change happens by listening and then starting a dialogue with the people who are doing something you don't believe is right. It won’t come from the tragic reality of more Union flag draped coffins being driven through the streets of Royal Wootton Bassett. 

There are no military solutions - dialogue and diplomacy are the only guarantee of lasting peace. 

The neoliberal imposter even managed to find the time this week to completely misrepresent former Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, just to try and underline his anti-socialist, under new management credentials. 

Jeremy Corbyn was, and always will be, a vastly superior leader to Keir Starmer. Corbyn offered us hope - a better way of doing things - Starmer offers us disunity and betrayal - and a nauseating subservience to the elite.

The Starmer Stans are always willing to talk about polls, so why are they so quiet about this one? 

Percentage of 2019 Labour voters who feel positively towards… 

Corbyn: 68% (+17)

Brown: 44% (-5)

Miliband: 43% (-1)

Starmer: 36% (+2)

Blair: 28% (+3)

Kinnock: 26% (+1)

Funny, isn’t it? More Labour voters prefer Gordon Brown and Ed Miliband to the current leader of the lack of opposition, Keir Starmer. 

Some might be surprised by Jeremy’s continued, growing popularity, but I’m still not shocked that a kind and decent human like Jeremy Corbyn - a man whose policies Noam Chomsky described to me as “relatively mainstream” - remains incredibly popular with Labour voters.

Unite General Secretary Sharon Graham fired a huge warning shot of her own this week, threatening to withdraw further funding and support from the Labour Party, leaving the red Tories facing the very realistic prospect of bankruptcy. 

I know… devastating. 

Here’s another thing that really is bothering me. 

Keir Starmer has been the leader of the Labour Party for 22 months and I still haven’t got a clue what he actually stands for. 

Have you?

“He’s not Boris Johnson” just isn’t going to wash for Keir Starmer forever, in the same way “leave him alone, he’s trying his best” no longer washes for Boris Johnson. 

Soundbites aren’t policies, Keith. Stop talking about security and respect and start telling me how you will lift more than 4 million children out of poverty, or tell me how a wealth tax would be a priority of the next Labour government. 

But you can’t, can you, Keir Starmer? 

This is because you are a dipstick simp to the rich and powerful. Your moral cowardice is nonpareil. You are no leader.

The younger ‘radical’ Keir Starmer wanted to abolish the monarchy, but the older establishment lickspittle, Sir Keir Starmer, heaps praise on the monarchy and would happily see you in the gulags if you were to so much as fart in the direction of Buckingham Palace.

If you needed any further evidence that the Labour Party is no longer a progressive vehicle for societal change then look no further than the paedophile Epstein’s shopping buddy, Peter Mandelson, who poked his head above the crypt just about long enough to tell the remaining left-wing Labour MPs to suck up the next Labour manifesto or stand down as Labour candidates. 

The socialist cleansing of the Labour Party is still in full flow. 

I believe at least 155,000 people have left the Labour Party, either through suspension or their own free will, and now the witless wooden addlepate wants to pick a fight with the Labour Party’s biggest donor? 

If he is unable to be trusted to look after the finances of the Labour Party it doesn’t take a genius to realise the Conservative Party will take great joy in pointing out you wouldn’t be able to trust Keir Starmer with a £2 trillion economy. 

I look at the current opposition front bench with perturbed dismay. You see, we need an effective opposition, even if we can’t stand the sight of them, because the government of the day must be held to account. 

But does an unaccountable fabulist such as Keir Starmer have the moral authority to challenge the reprehensible disgrace, Boris Johnson? 

It was wonderfully refreshing to see some moral leadership from a political leader this week. But it wasn’t from the human form of Valium, Keir Starmer, but the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan. 

I am not a supporter of Khan. The best thing he ever did was put Jeremy Corbyn on the ballot back in 2015. But he got this one right, in my humble opinion. 

Cressida Dick can join £37 billion Dido Harding and the lockdown-breaching rat Matt Hancock on the list of establishment torchbearers that the craven and fatuous Starmer has failed to call to resign. 

Keeping this utterly heinous demoniac government in place may well suit the servile Starmer and his painfully-deficient Tory reservists, but it really doesn’t suit the British people. 

To get Boris Johnson out of government, start by getting Keir Starmer out of the Labour Party. 

If you believe in compassion, equality, and community, and if you believe in taxing the rich a bit more, building council houses, and having a meaningful stake in society, this Labour Party isnt for you.

The Labour Party is an anathema. They deserve your absolute contempt. They have cheated us out of a democratic socialist government and they are cheating us out of a genuine alternative to the Conservatives. 

And that really just isn’t good enough.

Until next time. 

Rachael

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