Starmer In Crisis: Get Rid Now Before It’s Too Late
The media has spent 2 years insisting Keir Starmer is the saviour of the Labour Party, and there is still absolutely no evidence to support this claptrap. Don’t take my word for it. Ask the voters.
A few gains in the Labour stronghold of London really doesn’t make up for going backwards across the rest of England, where Labour need to win big to have even the slightest chance of removing the Tories at the next general election.
Starmer’s illustrious career prior to entering the political arena has not and will not transfer into political capital.
The Labour leader isn’t cutting through. My source? The electorate. Your polls mean absolutely nothing in comparison to the reality of the judgement of the people that attend the polling stations.
Don’t get me wrong, I watched on gleefully as the Tories suffered defeats across the land, but it would be very remiss of me not to point out that Keir Starmer’s Labour lost seats in Wirral, Sunderland, Newcastle, Hull, Hartlepool, Thurrock, Oxford, Oldham, Tameside, Salford, Exeter, South Tyneside, Barnsley, Sandwell, do I really need to keep going, or do you really buy into the spin the it was a great night for the Labour Party?
As for London? Whoopee! Labour already has a shed load of MPs across the capital. You could’ve stuck a red rosette on a Golden Retriever last night, and they would’ve made gains in London. Probably more than the spineless mop of a human that is Keir Starmer.
The Tories can afford to lose a few seats outside of London. Labour cannot. This is a simple fact. Both the Tories and Labour went backwards outside of London.
Where on earth do they think the serial failure Starmer is going to magic up some extra seats from?
You don’t need me to reel off the multiple Tory disasters. You are living through them right now. In my opinion, we are saddled with the worst government in living memory.
Inroads was never an option for Starmer. He had to flatten Johnson with an avalanche of gains. But it didn’t happen, and the responsibility for this is with Keir Starmer and his team of conceited imbeciles.
Beige Not Against The Machine isn’t really much of a selling point to hope-peddlers like me, and I cannot see this abysmal “lesser of two evils” argument winning over a vast majority of young people, the poor, disabled people, and the low paid working classes, because they want something to be hopeful for too.
Don’t you?
I absolutely acknowledge Starmer’s Labour made a few gains - 6 councils the last time I checked - but hadn’t he already lost 8 councils prior to Thursday’s local elections, meaning he’s still 2 councils down from where he started off?
Edit: I just checked again, those 3 council gains in London have been wiped out by 3 council losses in London, meaning net zero gains. Useless.
Starmer calls this a turning point. The spin is absolutely staggering. The diabolical Lib Dems were about 100 councillor gains up on Labour, and the Green Party were only around half a dozen behind the Labour Party.
I fully accept I will get a chorus of disgruntled Starmer fans telling me I am Boris Johnson’s greatest asset, a Tory enabler, and all of the usual bilge that comes with it.
I give less than zero of a fuck, simply because I watched most of you enable Boris Johnson when you refused to back the only possible alternative. Now you come to us, telling us to back the only alternative, the Tory Starmer?
You can get in the sea.
Of the seats the Tories lost in England, only 13% went to Labour while the other 87% went to smaller parties. This won’t win general elections. Suck it up.
Are you honestly going to tell us dissenting lefties that we are witnessing the beginning of the next Labour government? Get a fucking grip, you ridiculous fools.
You couldn’t possibly find the Tories in a much worse state than what they’re currently in. The Oligarchs Prime Minister Johnson is completely discredited, and the only thing stopping Tory MPs from pulling the plug on Johnson is a war some 1,500 miles from our plague island.
How the hell did the painfully bland Starmer fail to capitalise on the constant state of crisis the Conservative government find themselves in?
I’ll tell you how. Because he is closer to conservatism than he is to socialism. It’s hard for him to criticise something he agrees with.
You can’t blame “long Corbyn”, I’m afraid. He doesn’t even have the Labour Whip these days, although being the class act that he is, he was out campaigning for Labour candidates on voting day.
Professor John Curtice also pointed out that Jeremy Corbyn did better outside of London in 2018 than the great saviour of the Labour Party, stand-for-sweet FA Starmer did in 2022.
Is Professor Curtice now a Corbyn-sympathising Trotskyite for pointing out the painful facts that so many of the deluded Manic Keith Preachers simply refuse to acknowledge?
Believe me, we didn’t have columns in the S*n to spread our message, we didn’t have Jeremy Corbyn hiding behind Murdoch’s paywall, we didn’t have a monthly slot on Nick Ferrari’s LBC breakfast show, we didn’t have glowing endorsements from some of the most intolerable dim witted z-list celebrities you could ever wish to block on social media, and thankfully, we didn’t have a fuckwit of an FBPE cast off mocking the poor, or declaring northerners are somehow thick for not (literally) subscribing to her political delusions.
Starmer’s epic under-achievement was entirely predictable. The Labour Party spent most of their campaign telling you to “send a message to Boris Johnson”, because they have absolutely nothing to offer the British people.
The people certainly did send a message to the Prime Minister, and went out in numbers to vote for the Liberal Democrats. Just how foolish do
you feel, Team Starmer?
Why not focus on what Labour *can* offer the electorate, rather than hope and pray for the peoples disdain for Boris Johnson to see you over the finish line? The naivety hurts my insides.
Jeremy Corbyn gave us something to vote for. The best Keir Starmer can muster up after two years of Tory disasters is to put forward Boris Johnson as something to vote against.
It’s just not good enough. Keir Starmer is just not good enough.
It doesn’t matter how diabolical the criminal Johnson is, Starmer is simply incapable of landing a single hefty blow on the Prime Minister.
Starmer reserves his biggest blows for the socialists in the Labour Party, not for the trainee fascists in government. And you want us to vote fo the enabler of this Tory shit show? Never.
The Beergate allegations are now to be investigated by Durham Police, due to “significant new evidence” being produced.
I wasn’t there, obviously, so I am in no position to pre-empt a police investigation.
Should swift-half Starmer be found guilty of the allegations he faces, he must resign from the Labour Party leadership, because his position would be utterly untenable, and his hypocrisy would be exposed to the British people.
Project Wes Streeting - last seen losing his shit with a ‘Women For Wes’ Twitter parody account - will be struggling to sleep right now.
The Blairite bag-carrying megalomaniac might be thinking it is his time to lead the Labour Party to glory. If he can’t handle a Twitter parody account taking the piss I’m not sure he is the best person to have nuclear codes and control of the 5th largest economy in the world. Plank.
I remain absolutely delighted the Tories lost plenty of councillors this week, but we know there should've been so many more, and Johnson should be on his way to see Platinum Liz to offer his resignation.
A weak Tory Party is a weak government, and a weak Labour Party is a weak opposition. We are saddled with both of them, and is up to us to try and put that right.
I would fully expect ‘Beergate’ to lead with the Tory press for a few days. The Mail - who Starmer likes to write for - seems to be leading the crusade against their favourite Labour leader.
We told Starmer this would happen.
You told us he needed to reach out to Tory voters.
It didn’t work. It doesn’t work until you’ve got the editor on side. Ask Mandelson.
As I said earlier, I don’t know if Starmer did or didn’t break any rules, but I do know from close up experience that he is a morally vacant liar, bereft of principles, and deeply untrustworthy.
And looking at the results from Thursday, a country mile away from taking the Labour Party forward to a General Election victory.
Starmer is in crisis. Let this be the beginning of the end.
Until next time,
Rachael
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