Starmer’s New Low: From Bad To Utterly Diabolical

Don’t worry, I won’t keep you long. Just long enough to share my thoughts on the latest political shenanigans. 

I’m not talking about a refuse collector losing his job for beating up a snowman, in case you wondered. The media reaction to such a non-story immediately makes me think of diversions, because that’s what they usually do. But they’ve been incredibly busy helping Johnson play the sorrowful statesman, and what a repugnant spectacle of brown-nosing bullshit it has been. 


There I was this morning, I’d just done the hoovering, made a cuppa, opened Twitter, and the first thing in see is this. 


It is a new Ipsos Mori poll, and this particular question has made a dreary and chilly Friday a little more interesting. Basically, who do you think had done the best job of holding the government to account during the Coronavirus pandemic? 

And Piers Morgan has done better than Keith.


How does one react? Bemusement? Horror? Genuine concern? 


Mr Rashford has been an absolutely fantastic example of a well-known sports star using their own personal experiences - and their huge worldwide following - to better the lives of children in poverty in Britain. 


It’s little wonder nearly double the number of those polled for Ipsis Mori thought Mr Rashford was doing a better job of holding the government than Keir Starmer. 


But Piers Morgan? 


For what it’s worth, I’m not a Morganite. He has his market, and I’m not a stall-holder. He delights his fans, and like Mr Rashford, has a huge following on social media. 


I know the stories of Mr Morgan’s time as a Fleet Street tabloid editor. Yuk. I know he voted Tory, and undoubtedly influenced others to do the same. Double yuk. 


But, frankly, he has been the most vociferous critic of the Conservative governments diabolical handling of the Coronavirus crisis. 


While he might’ve foolishly voted in the negligent failures, at least he is using his platform to demand accountability, unlike many of his fellow presenters and journalists that were fully complicit in delivering this shitshow of a government when they joined in the relentless and unprecedented global smear campaign against a bearded marrow-growing anti-racist based in Islington North. 


Witnessing some of Morgan’s interviews with Conservative Ministers has been some of the highlights of a very dark period in our history. 


He asks the questions that everyone should be asking - and most of us are - even if we don’t have the profiles of Mr Rashford and Piers Morgan. 


And what of Keir Starmer? Things really haven’t been going well for him of late, for he is proving to be no better than a snivelling establishment stooge and his own dire personal approval ratings are further evidence of the electorates disapproval of yet another monotone posh boy in a sharp suit, with nothing to offer. Literally nothing.


No hope. No policies. No leadership. No charisma. 

Whether you liked or disliked Blair, Johnson, or the boss man himself, Mr Corbyn, you have to admit, they all had a certain charisma that made a statement about them as people. Blair picked up the Mondeo man, Johnson picked up the Brexit vote, and Mr Corbyn picked up the baton of socialism. 


Starmer has the charisma of a tin of baked beans, on a good day. While his “forensic” approach may thrill a few centrists and a handful of media types - who genuinely feel bad for giving you this Boris Johnson tsunami of death and disaster, but haven’t got the guts to admit it - the approach isn’t thrilling anyone else. 


It’s very easy for a hard right anti-socialist imbecile MP like Coyle to point out the supposed progress made under Starmer. But it was his ilk telling us how we would be twenty points ahead under ABC (anyone but Corbyn). 


What he doesn’t acknowledge is Mr Corbyn was facing an entirely different Boris Johnson. It wasn’t the Boris Johnson of today. Today’s Johnson has more than 100,000 Coronavirus deaths on his ‘conscience’. Today’s Johnson has very little authority compared to this time last year. The Johnson of this time last year was riding on the crest of the Brexit wave. 


If Mr Corbyn was up against *this* Boris Johnson, with the same media assistance afforded to Keith Starmer, and the same socialist vision of hope to rebuild our austerity-lashed, recession-bashed, Covid-ridden island, we would be a country mile ahead of *this* globally discredited Boris Johnson. 


Starmer keeps having these dark days. It’s because he’s not very good at leadership you see. The my way or the highway approach within a Democratic socialist party is going down like a lead balloon. 


But come on, when the public think a somewhat divisive TV presenter such as Mr Morgan is doing a better job of holding the government to account than you, the leader of Her Majesty’s Official Opposition, it’s time to ask serious questions about your own ability to take the Labour Party forward. 


We need charisma, not this bland mediocrity. Someone with genuine passion. Have you seen Keith do passion? Nor me, thankfully. I fully appreciate 100,000 people cheering for you in the middle of a field in Somerset doesn’t win you any prizes, but come on, Starmer couldn’t even fill his local Tesco Express, unless it was a rendezvous for potential corporate donors. 

This is yet another new low for the thoroughly unlikeable and deeply disingenuous Starmer, and it’s hard not to laugh at him when you realise a greater number of people believe Piers Morgan is doing a better job than he is. 


But so much is at stake. While Morgan puts the fear of god into his interviewees, Starmer gives them an easy ride. Ask Johnson who he would prefer to face, and he’ll tell you Starmer, seven days a week, and twice on a Sunday, because Starmer just isn’t fearsome. 


Forensic? Maybe. Fearsome? Lol. 


Britain needs a real opposition. A few red-tinted Union Jack memes just won’t cover it I’m afraid. We used to have one that would inflict one defeat after another on the Conservative government, but now we’ve got one that is intent on seeing Boris Johnson safely through the biggest crisis we have faced in a lifetime.


Get Starmer out.


Stay safe my friends. 


Rachael x



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Comments

  1. Keith has as much charisma as my local land fill

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  2. From the same graphic, something you appear to have missed:
    Conservative MPs are doing a better job than Starmer's Labour party.

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    1. Dear Beano Editor,

      Thanks for the laugh!

      Now get back to editing your new "Boris the Bullshitter" character replacement for "Dennis the Menace"!

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  3. He has a personality rating of MINUS !

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  4. “ nothing to offer. Literally nothing. “

    Oh come, that’s unfair... he offers more of the same 🤨😉
    The last thing the U.K. or world needs or can withstand 🤬

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  5. Mr Starmer is an infected dead end, and like an infected blind caecum, should be excised.

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  6. As long as you live in Israel and the Government Pays you to do their Bidding you`re ok then Starmer eh!!!!

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  7. he spends more time fighting his own party than the fighting the Tories we might not win but with Blair pulling the strings we can have a puppet in charge of the smallest Labour party in years soon there will be no one left to kick out

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  8. http://edlis.org/keir/

    http://edlis.org/wadsworth/

    http://edlis.org/hodge/

    https://jackiewalker.wixsite.com/criticalthinking

    If you do not challenge Aunt Lydia Starmer you are enabling him.

    Do not roll over, call out strongly. People can see.

    https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=773880126483856

    http://edlis.org/ken/

    http://www.edlis.org/criticalthinking/mural/

    www.edlis.org/meme

    And remember, no one should use Keir's title his friends tease him with, Aunt Lydia Starmer

    Aunt Lydia Starmer gets very upset when you do. Show him the respect he has earned.

    #AuntLydiaStarmer



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  9. The dying rants of the looney left

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    1. Says a gimp with sensible as their name🙄🙄🙄

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  10. Is Jeremy going to form a socialist party?

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